Total Medals Earned: 597 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,855 Points
Medals Earned: 7/15 (160/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 21/21 (825/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (190/305 points)
View the credits
Restart 100 times in one level
Beat level 18
Beat the game
Beat the game in one session in under 20 minutes
Beat the game in one session without dying or restarting
Medals Earned: 10/18 (215/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.